…so let me ask you this………how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?….huh?….can you tell me that?……

….didn’t think so………tell ya later……but do you know what’s funny?……

 you say!………

……not even a giggle?……. fine!…..  try this……

……..if you have to ask….

….topical?……you want topical?……fine again…..

…….sophisticated….educated person are ya?……..

……….jeez louise….what ever happened to……

…..I know….I said I’d tell ya later….I lied…….but I will tell you this much……

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck……if a woodchuck…..could chuck….wood.  w