Category: Andy Borowitz

…..baffled ben carson says…. people pushed out of windows….. get unique opportunity to fly through air……

        By Andy Borowitz March 7, 2017 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—At a press conference on Tuesday morning, Ben Carson, the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, told reporters that people who are pushed out of windows are “extremely lucky” because they get “a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fly through the air.” “Ever since … Continue reading …..baffled ben carson says…. people pushed out of windows….. get unique opportunity to fly through air…… →

……picture a snake swallowing its tail?………

TRUMP BLASTS MEDIA FOR REPORTING THINGS HE SAYS By Andy Borowitz..............................AUGUST 11, 2016 NEW YORK—The Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, tore into the media on Thursday for what he called its “extremely unfair practice” of reporting the things he says. “I’ll say something at a rally and I look out and see all these TV … Continue reading ……picture a snake swallowing its tail?……… →