…Announcing: Your Current Phone Is Garbage!…

...that's right...that's right....you know it's true..... Photograph by Christopher Anderson / Magnum Technotropolis, Calif.—With the release of our latest operating system and our newest line of smartphones, we’re excited to announce that Your Current Phone is now an obsolete piece of shit! We’ve been working non-stop to minimize your device’s functionality while increasing the amount … Continue reading …Announcing: Your Current Phone Is Garbage!…